The Neuroerotique

Florentino Ariza had kept his answer ready for fifty-three years, seven months, and eleven days and nights. “Forever,” he said.

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Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl.

He has a diary, a favourite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a teenage boy.

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